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Post by mysteryfaith on Aug 10, 2011 19:02:10 GMT -5
Well, on Friday 12th August, I shall be on my way to the exotic and far-away land of . . . Dartmouth. I did ask my father who this Dart person is, and why the heck I'd want to stay in his mouth for a week, but my dad just threw a slipper at me and told me to get back in my cage.
This does mean that any roleplay threads I'm in will be lacking the presence of my characters until next Friday - although if it's a thread with more than just me and someone else roleplaying in it, feel free to go on without me. That goes to you two, Toadie and Sweet. xP
So that's it for me. If I survive living in Dart's mouth for a week, I'll be back. If not, I hand over all my earthly possessions to the tramp that lives at the end of my street - hopefully, he won't eat the laptop, so he can let you all know that I've been swallowed by Dart.
FAREWELL!
TL;DR: Me go bye-bye for week, ugg ugg, no roleplay for week, ugg ugg, hopefully not swallowed by Dart, ugg.
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Post by cloudskye on Aug 10, 2011 19:08:45 GMT -5
Have fun! Hopefully this Dart person doesn't eat you alive... We'd be losing an excellent RP'er.
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Post by mysteryfaith on Aug 10, 2011 19:27:47 GMT -5
Aww, come now - flattery will get you everywhere nowhere!  But in all seriousness, thank you; I'll try not to get eaten by Dart. Depends how well my RUN AWAAAAAAAAY alarm is working.
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Post by Bloodpaw on Aug 10, 2011 19:31:16 GMT -5
Have fun, Myst!  |
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Post by cloudskye on Aug 10, 2011 20:03:39 GMT -5
Aww, come now - flattery will get you everywhere nowhere! But in all seriousness, thank you; I'll try not to get eaten by Dart. Depends how well my RUN AWAAAAAAAAY alarm is working. Oh, don't give yourself an ego. I was looking at some of your posts and decided that. XD If you need another alarm, feel free to borrow mine. |
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Post by mysteryfaith on Aug 10, 2011 20:33:27 GMT -5
Bloodpaw: Thank you muchly! I shall miss our posts on the blossoming friendship of Bloodpaw and Briarpaw (sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G... okay, that's enough of that! ;D)
cloudskye: I may just need that alarm. My RUN AWAAAAAAY alarm has been damaged by the London riots - if I see any youth in a hood now, the alarm goes off. The batteries are getting weaker by the day from all this unnecessary running.
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Post by cloudskye on Aug 10, 2011 20:50:11 GMT -5
cloudskye: I may just need that alarm. My RUN AWAAAAAAY alarm has been damaged by the London riots - if I see any youth in a hood now, the alarm goes off. The batteries are getting weaker by the day from all this unnecessary running. Oh, my. You go through all that trouble just to run away from some strange youth? That sucks. Here. Take mine. xD *gives alarm* |
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Post by mysteryfaith on Aug 10, 2011 20:54:59 GMT -5
*installs alarm*
They're not just any strange youths! They're teenage mutant ninja youths, complete with chavvy disregard for life, underage cigarettes and kitchen knives! I'd rather have a broken alarm than have a broken face, wouldn't you? xP
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Post by VineStar12 on Aug 18, 2011 19:53:30 GMT -5
I know Dart. He happens to be hungry often.  |
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Post by mysteryfaith on Aug 19, 2011 17:23:09 GMT -5
Well luckily, Dart didn't eat me - I had to buy him 7 clams and a decorated penguin statue to bring him round, but it was to be expected. Even man-eating giants have to make their way in the world, you know, and what better way to do it than to let people pay to stay in your mouth? (Disclaimer: please don't actually start shoving people into your mouth and forcing them to pay for their "lovely holiday stay". For some reason, the police don't like it, so...)
Anyway, le good times were had all round - I nearly crashed a boat using only my hip, I got glared at by the entire adult population of Dartmouth for putting my hood up (I believe they were thinking that I was one of the youths who went around looting London last week. That couldn't be further from the truth - I actually contemplated using money to buy a baseball bat and hiding behind the door in case the rioters came to my town), and my parents had a game of Saucy Scrabble (it was all fairly innocent until Dad put 'sex' down - there was no stopping them then).
All in all, it was a good time - but now all the lulz are over and done with for another year, and I shall faithfully drop my traveler hat and poncho by the door, hand out the dented souvenirs (including a lovely hand-painted plaque with "CALAMITY KITTENS, BATMAN!" on it for you, Shade) and take my place in the world. If you read all of that, congratulations, you now know all about my holiday. Not that you would be interested in it/should know about it at all - YOU CREEPY STALKERS YOU, WANTING TO KNOW ALL ABOUT WHERE I'VE BEEN!
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